chazsommers asked: check out my blog? :)
reblog if you dated taylor swift this year
double-takee: read this if you think im hot
bettynerdgirl: “Ugh, you’re so adorable. I want to be friends with you,” I whisper as I like your posts and never speak to you.
keasttheleast: when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: mpregbert: i googled “i didnt choose the thug life the thug life chose me” and found this “NO GRANDMA. YOU GET ONE ICE POP!” “fuq off ya little shit i own this town”
before my shower: omg i don't want to go in
during my shower: omg i don't want to go out